Virtual Assistant (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9798218049737)

A family's home is invaded while they're on vacation, but Dad is too cheap to buy a new security system. He finds a used virtual assistant online with whole-house integration. Where did the system come from? More importantly, what came with it?

Read from your favorite chair in a bright room in the middle of the day. You'll have enough time to recover before night falls, and whatever you do, don't tell Virginia to turn off the lights.