Vigilante Highschool? (Yeah, I Didn't Believe It Either.) (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781087910475)

When Skylar Hayes is picked by lottery to attend Freedom Bay High School, he would have never guessed that it's a school secretly training vigilantes! (And that he would get a power of his own!) But soon, he finds that it's not all unicorns and rainbows and that, honestly, his school life was. . .to put it mildly, weird. So now, at the end of his junior year, he's a little annoyed that he has to recount everything he did during his time at Freedom Bay because of an assignment nobody told him about. So, as revenge, he decides to go all out:

"You wanted a book. Now you're going to get one!"

A series summary from the protagonist!

So, I'm halfway through the first notebook, and I just realized I forgot that you wanted a summary (fml).

So here:

This is a wacky adventure that includes: shenanigans, debatably lousy teaching methods, oblivious parents, Romance!, really nosy childhood friends, superpowers, heists, questionable life choices, cute animals, ACTUAL character development (haha), LGBTQ+ themes and characters, bad decisions, crazy school trips, saving the world maybe once or twice, teachers that need to get over their inability to get a girlfriend so the students won't have to hear your complaining anymore.

Please.

Stop telling us about your love life.

Thanks.

Now go back to reading this masterpiece of an assignment, you lazy teacher.