The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781402238345)

Kenn Nesbitt was destined to rule the world from an early age but, fortunately for mankind, got sidetracked writing six collections of funny poetry for kids--including My Hippo Has the Hiccups and The Tighty-Whitey Spider--and one picture book, the patently untrue story of the author's struggle to wrest control of his book from the children who want it to have More Bears! By visiting schools throughout the nation, Kenn regularly dupes unsuspecting children into thinking that reading is fun and writing is easy. Kenn is currently plotting the overthrow of humanity from his underground fortress in Spokane, Washington where he hides out with his wife and two minions.

Ethan Long was not born evil. He learned how to be villainous and treacherous from his older brother, who turned professional at age 4. He has spent the last 40 years of his life practicing good deeds and angelic ways, none of which you will find in this book. He lives in Orlando, FL and has no intention of ruling the world.