The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2: (an Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5) (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781936383054)

Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons? The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight. Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.

Author: Carlton III Mellick
ISBN-10: 1936383055
ISBN-13: 9781936383054
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Language: English
Published: 06/11/2010
Pages: 232
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.66lbs
Size: 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.53d