The Eclectic Coffee Table: Pictures to make your coffee table look eclectically good! (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781451589115)

I like pictures. I also like pictures to look at while visiting relatives and they're off living their lives while I'm rotting away in the living room. I like lots of pictures and lots of types of pictures. Basically, I'm eclectic when it comes to pictures.I even looked 'eclectic' up in the dictionary. Here's what it said: "not following any one system, as of philosophy, medicine, etc., but selecting and using what are considered the best elements of all systems."Did you notice the cool way I cited the source at the bottom of the page? It makes me look like I know more than I should. Or, at least, that this book is somehow substantive. Substantive: "possessing substance; having practical importance, value, or effect: substantive issues under discussion."Okay, so this book has a bunch of cool pictures. Yeah, really cool pictures. So buy it and enjoy

Author: Simethius Brukermon
ISBN-10: 1451589115
ISBN-13: 9781451589115
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 07/24/2010
Pages: 74
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.32lbs
Size: 10.00h x 7.01w x 0.19d

About the Author
Mr. Brukermon suffered a serious head injury at age 14 while hanging out the back of a speeding Volkwagon. Since then, he's done a lot of really strange things. Things like giving baths to cats, chasing squirrels up trees and voting. As a culmination of a really weird life, Mr. Brukermon antisocial tendencies have resulted in his becoming an author. After his groundbreaking book "The History of Toenail Clippings" was a financial failure, despite its sweeping success in anti-academic circles, he turned his genius to picture books. "The Eclectic Coffee Table" is his first offering in this area.