Tears, Polar Bears, Etc. (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781393522713)

As kids they played in the Andorran mountainside. That was before life threw everything into the wash. Now World War 2 is in full swing, and this pair of elderly twins are stranded on the other side of the world.

Join them on this romping thrill ride, as you experience the turn of the blade, and the thrill of the hunt, as they do whatever it takes to get home-- if such a place still exists.

In the tradition of Homer's Odyssey, this story if filled with pretty much everything under the sun-- there are murderous cults, Khans, Nazis, blood thirsty lions, mermaids, priests, witches, and a German Shepherd who deserved better.

But most of all, there is love-- so much that neither of them knew what to do with it.