Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781440157066)

"I felt I had a lot of wisdom to impart to my daughter, like "Never let a man see you put on control top panty hose (or for that matter, take them off. Someone could get hurt.)"
- from the column "Moms get dumber as teens age"

"The idea of drinking a bovine pee cola gives a whole new meaning to those old Peter Frampton lyrics, 'I'm in you, urine me.' At least I think that's how they went. Plus, it makes you give those Red Bull ingredients a second glance."
- from the column "Try an ice cold Cow-ca Cola"

"Guys, at this point have likely picked up on the more obvious (to guys) mystery in this whole incident:
Where does a naked woman put $40,000 in jewelry...?
(Pause while we all ponder this.)
...and if this man was paying $100 per hour to have a naked woman in his house, why wasn't he watching her? I imagine to some, this would seem wasteful."
- from the column "Nude maid strips man of self respect"

What readers are saying ...

"Kelly Kazek has a most delightful writing style and a wry sense of humor " - Jim G., Phoenix, Arizona
"I've never written to a newspaper colunist before but I had to write to tell you how much I enjoyed your column. Rarely does anything make me laugh out loud but your column did " - Martha C. Leeds, Alabama
"I burst out laughing several times" - Linda S. Whiting, New Jersey
"If a new column's not there by Monday, I start to get the shakes." - Michael P., Milledgeville, Ga.

Author: Kelly Kazek
ISBN-10: 1440157065
ISBN-13: 9781440157066
Publisher: iUniverse
Language: English
Published: 08/25/2009
Pages: 172
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.52lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.37d