Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781621052210)

Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call Spiderweb.

Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world. But there's a problem. Whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her whole fucking face explodes. He's not sure why it happens. She just gets so excited that pressure builds under her skin. Then her face bursts, spraying meat and gore across the room, her eyeballs and lips landing in his strawberry sundae.

At first, Ethan believes he can deal with his girlfriend's face-exploding condition. But the more he gets to know her, the weirder her condition turns out to be. And as their relationship gets serious, Ethan realizes that the only way to make it work is to become just as strange as she is.

From the award-winning author of Sweet Story and The Haunted Vagina, comes a twisted love story that is as creepy as it is heart-warming.

Author: Carlton III Mellick
ISBN-10: 1621052214
ISBN-13: 9781621052210
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Language: English
Published: 04/06/2016
Pages: 122
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.27lbs
Size: 7.00h x 5.00w x 0.29d