Dystopomart: Survivorium Maxi Catalog (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798986579405)

Be the first in your Habitable Zone to take advantage of the available wonders in the world's first-ever Dystop-o-Mart Survivorium Maxi Catalog.

Need weaponized cuisine and fast-acting lava-resistant portable shelter? You bet! Originally an apocatourist destination known for its Fume Flume(TM), Petting Zoo Hospice, and Louseatorium, Dystop-o-Mart also offers the consumer so much more. Why leave your hunger, defense, and home library to fate?

The 64-page, all-color catalog includes a wishlist of non-discontinued products that just might help you survive even the most exasperating days of radionuclidic and tectonic flareups.

Popular available* vendibles include:

• Perma Goatz(TM)
• Lady Day Dish Scours
• Lanternfly Egg Caviar
• Home Surgery Kit with instructions
• Plutoni-Yums
• Foster Box
• Convert-A-Build E-Z Pop-Up Parking Village Pods

*May be unavailable

Your style and survival demand it. Whatever your direst need, Dystop-o-Mart has something to sell you. SHOP NOW SHOP NOW SHOP NOW