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Count Taka and the Vampire Brides: A Comedy of Epic Vampire Bromance (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781533466389)
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C. R. Chancy
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xWelcome, traveler, to wild Tramontana
Here you will find snowclad mountains, roaring rivers, vast caves perhaps never seen before by mortal man Here the strong Horses of Night roam the mountainsides - perhaps you can tame one to ride with your charms. Here the shepherds call to the long-fleeced sheep, the sheep to their sweet lambs - and you can find true telemea, the softest and freshest of cheese, in the gift shop, herb-flavored, a dozen special varieties-
Eh? You're not here for the gift shop?
Ah, the cameras, of course Forgive me, most of the photographers we see head straight for the ski lifts. Or the whitewater. Yet there's so much more to Tramontana The healthy farmers bringing in the hay, the soaring churches, the wild gypsy dancers - you must dance with the gypsies - and Raven Castle Oh, there's a place of history... and mystery.
It held the line against the Turks, they say, and the ancient lords rooted out all manner of uncanny beings... or bargained with them. Have you heard the rumors? That Count Herodes has ruled from that castle for over a hundred years? True, I tell you, all true
...Monsters don't exist, eh? Well, well, take your photographs, and we'll see
But you must visit the castle. The Blood Moon is coming, yes, and they say that's when vampire lords can take a Bride Other years have come and gone with no new lady in the castle, but this year... oh, you should hear Mistral sing the omens A lass with your modesty and charms-
What's that? Ah, temper, temper; location shots, yes, I see. Which way to the castle... there are maps in the gift shop, and tour schedules - but we can do better than that Why, we'll escort you there ourselves, no trouble at all, I insist-
Ooof. That's a feisty one Well, she's packed off now. The other Brides should have some interesting weeks....
Mihail? What do you mean, Kae's not a girl's name?
...Oops.
(Vampire with annoying relatives meets photographer with terrifying relatives. Hilarity Ensues.)
Author: C. R. Chancy
ISBN-10: 1533466386
ISBN-13: 9781533466389
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 06/21/2016
Pages: 374
Format: Paperback
Weight: 1.10lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.77d
Here you will find snowclad mountains, roaring rivers, vast caves perhaps never seen before by mortal man Here the strong Horses of Night roam the mountainsides - perhaps you can tame one to ride with your charms. Here the shepherds call to the long-fleeced sheep, the sheep to their sweet lambs - and you can find true telemea, the softest and freshest of cheese, in the gift shop, herb-flavored, a dozen special varieties-
Eh? You're not here for the gift shop?
Ah, the cameras, of course Forgive me, most of the photographers we see head straight for the ski lifts. Or the whitewater. Yet there's so much more to Tramontana The healthy farmers bringing in the hay, the soaring churches, the wild gypsy dancers - you must dance with the gypsies - and Raven Castle Oh, there's a place of history... and mystery.
It held the line against the Turks, they say, and the ancient lords rooted out all manner of uncanny beings... or bargained with them. Have you heard the rumors? That Count Herodes has ruled from that castle for over a hundred years? True, I tell you, all true
...Monsters don't exist, eh? Well, well, take your photographs, and we'll see
But you must visit the castle. The Blood Moon is coming, yes, and they say that's when vampire lords can take a Bride Other years have come and gone with no new lady in the castle, but this year... oh, you should hear Mistral sing the omens A lass with your modesty and charms-
What's that? Ah, temper, temper; location shots, yes, I see. Which way to the castle... there are maps in the gift shop, and tour schedules - but we can do better than that Why, we'll escort you there ourselves, no trouble at all, I insist-
Ooof. That's a feisty one Well, she's packed off now. The other Brides should have some interesting weeks....
Mihail? What do you mean, Kae's not a girl's name?
...Oops.
(Vampire with annoying relatives meets photographer with terrifying relatives. Hilarity Ensues.)
Author: C. R. Chancy
ISBN-10: 1533466386
ISBN-13: 9781533466389
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 06/21/2016
Pages: 374
Format: Paperback
Weight: 1.10lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.77d
By C. R. Chancy
xC. Chancy has been in and out of dragon lairs since learning to read, usually with a map, compass, and something crunchy and good with chili sauce. Just in case. Besides reading fantasy, SF, mysteries, and history, she also enjoys beading, manga, anime, digging up survival information, poking odd color combinations, and maintaining an aquarium of half-wild guppies and one huge South American catfish that likes to lurk unseen for weeks.
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