Cats Don't Fart (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9780228886358)

Cats Don't Fart

Right In Your Face

Dogs Will Fart

All Over The Place.

This story is a tribute to my beautiful, kind, and very polite Gray Tabby: Stanley "Cup" Frank. He had a tummyache and nothing was making him feel better. I looked at him and thought, If only you could fart, that might help. Then I thought of our hilarious English Springer Spaniel Dog Child, Casey Goofy Hector Protector Gugenheimer Frank, who was the King of Farts.

He would sprawl across our coffee table in a crowded room and let out farts like sonic booms. On a scale of 1 to 10, he scored a billion. Everyone would run out of the room covering their noses and gasping for air.

There are differences between cats and dogs and we love them all. Just another example:

Cats will circle their food

And give you THAT LOOK

If they don't like it

Dogs will sniff anything

On the ground

And bite it.