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Buttheads from Outer Space (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781510732612)
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xThe buttheads have landed--and they're trying to wipe us out
My best friend Lloyd and I had the perfect plan.
We started a blog to invite aliens to come to Earth and hang out--but only with us. That way, they wouldn't have to meet any boring world leaders or get cut open by scientists or anything like that. We'd just chill out, eat junk food, and play video games together. Sweet, right? And it worked Two aliens showed up one night in the bathroom of my favorite restaurant, and we snuck them home to my room.
The problem is, they're total buttheads Literally. They have butts on their heads, and they talk in farts. They're rude, disgusting, and they love Earth so much, they just invited 70 billion of their friends to join them here.
Oops.
Now it's up to us--two sixth graders with B-pluses in science--to save the planet from the sickest extraterrestrials in the universe. (Preferably without my parents finding out.)
Sorry, everyone. Better get used to talking out of your butts, because we're all probably doomed...
Author: Jerry Mahoney
ISBN-10: 1510732616
ISBN-13: 9781510732612
Publisher: Sky Pony
Language: English
Published: 03/20/2018
Pages: 288
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 8.20h x 5.50w x 1.00d
Review Citation(s):
School Library Journal 02/01/2018 pg. 82
Kirkus Reviews 02/15/2018
My best friend Lloyd and I had the perfect plan.
We started a blog to invite aliens to come to Earth and hang out--but only with us. That way, they wouldn't have to meet any boring world leaders or get cut open by scientists or anything like that. We'd just chill out, eat junk food, and play video games together. Sweet, right? And it worked Two aliens showed up one night in the bathroom of my favorite restaurant, and we snuck them home to my room.
The problem is, they're total buttheads Literally. They have butts on their heads, and they talk in farts. They're rude, disgusting, and they love Earth so much, they just invited 70 billion of their friends to join them here.
Oops.
Now it's up to us--two sixth graders with B-pluses in science--to save the planet from the sickest extraterrestrials in the universe. (Preferably without my parents finding out.)
Sorry, everyone. Better get used to talking out of your butts, because we're all probably doomed...
Author: Jerry Mahoney
ISBN-10: 1510732616
ISBN-13: 9781510732612
Publisher: Sky Pony
Language: English
Published: 03/20/2018
Pages: 288
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 8.20h x 5.50w x 1.00d
Review Citation(s):
School Library Journal 02/01/2018 pg. 82
Kirkus Reviews 02/15/2018
By Jerry Mahoney
xJerry Mahoney is the author of the series My Rotten Stepbrother Ruined Fairy Tales. He is located in the city of Los Angeles on the planet Earth, along with a husband and two children who are most likely human. His butt is just where you'd expect it to be, thank you very much. Find out more at jerrymahoneybooks.com.
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