An Illustrated guide: How to be or not to be murdered (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781502534538)

Over 50 hilarious, full-color illustrations with some seriously researched advice and often, extremely silly explanations on the many ways of how to avoid the pitfalls of murderous situations. This book may make you laugh out loud, but it will also attempt to keep you safe from chainsaw-wielding maniacs, unfaithful wives, jealous husbands, poisoners brewing deadly potions, psychopaths who think they live next door to Jimmy Hoffa, and married persons who are determined to put their spouses six feet under, no matter what the consequences. If you learn a few "how not to be murdered" techniques that will keep you from reaching the Pearly Gates (or wherever you expect to be going later) before your time, our time will have been well spent and our job done.

Author: Pat Longan
ISBN-10: 1502534533
ISBN-13: 9781502534538
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 10/08/2014
Pages: 58
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.20lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.15d