Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Billy's parents tell him over and over that his finger might get stuck in his nose if he doesn't stop picking it. Find out the grim consequences in this hilarious tale of misbehaving.Author: Damian JohnsonISBN-10: 1960596373ISBN-13: 9781960596376Publisher: Leaning Rock Press LLCLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/09/2024Pages: 34Format:...

Billy's parents tell him over and over that his finger might get stuck in his nose if he doesn't stop picking it. Find out the grim consequences in this hilarious tale of misbehaving.Author: Damian JohnsonISBN-10: 1960596381ISBN-13: 9781960596383Publisher: Leaning Rock Press LLCLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/09/2024Pages: 34Format:...

Get ready for a buttload of laughs in this hilarious picture book about a pair of siblings who face a frightening question--can butts be haunted? Two siblings are going to sleep over at Gramma and Grampa's creepy new house for the very first time....

Hold your nose and hop into a hilarious Christmas adventure as Toots the rabbit in back!An uproarious sequel to The Tooting Rabbit and the Enchanted ForestToots is bringing his special brand of stinky shenanigans to the Big Apple as our gassy hero trades in...

Meet Olivia, or as her farm friends call her, Livi Chicken! She is full of adventure and often finds herself in the midst of a mystery. Together with her chicken friends-Gertrude, Dottie Mae, Lucy, and Ethel-along with her best friend Josie, Olivia is on...

The Perfect Pancake is a heartwarming tale of friendship - and pancakes! Read along as the kitchen comes to life and Spatula tries to make a perfect pancake for his friend, Skillet. The only problem is... Skillet just wants to eat! Skillet works to...

Bob has been a working sheepdog all of his life.He tells his friends about his adventures.His stories may not be exactly true, but he's not going to tell.Based on a true story using real animals, Brought to life byRICHARD LEWISAnd illustrated by his daughterJOSIE...

It's time to wake up--but where's the sun? One by one, the animals wonder what they'll do without the sun. It is necessary to their daily duties; without it, cows can't deliver their milk and dogs can't dig. Who stole the sun? When the...

What is the right way to ask for something you want? "I need chocolate milk!" is heard by James' mother all day. He doesn't just want chocolate milk, he demands it and provides many imaginative reasons why he needs it. By the end of...

The creative team behind the international bestseller Don't Wake the Dragon now presents Cattitude in a softcover edition! Cleo is a cat with an attitude-and she's not afraid to show it! This quirky, humorous story follows the young narrator as they recount Cleo's everyday...

Just when you think you've saved the world... "You will kill her?" the Torment asked. Skulduggery sagged. "Yes." He hesitated, then took his gun from his jacket. "I'm sorry, Valkyrie," he said softly. "Don't talk to me," Valkyrie said. "Just do what you have...

Snacks-a-Lotl loves making yummy treats with her mom and then enjoying them at school. But one day, the young axolotl opens her bag and sees there aren't any snacks packed inside! No salted fly larva or candied plankton. Not even a bite of worm...

Can skateboarding save the world?! Level up from total noob to cosmic hero in this totally epic graphic novel that will kickflip your brain. Sam and her little sister, Gearhead, just wanted a crew to belong to. But when the Too Cool Crew takes...

Dive into the world of alliteration, and turn your beginner reader's experience into a playful and challenging exercise that optimizes the use of the letter "R".Perfect for children learning to read, "Reckless Rhonda's Adventure in the Rickety Rainforest" is a clever tool designed for...

Dive into the world of alliteration, and turn your beginner reader's experience into a playful and challenging exercise that optimizes the use of the letter "S".Perfect for children learning to read, "Sally the Silly Sloth" is a clever tool designed for early readers, blending...

Feelings and farts are facts of life. We all have them! And we have to live with them, even when they're inconvenient, unpleasant, or surprising. They might come out of nowhere! It's definitely not a good idea to hold them in for too long....

Maggie explores the idea of what it means to be a hero. As she and two of her horses walk along their road, they see an opportunity to do something worthy of a superhero. With determination and kindness, they transform an old field into...

PupPup was a friendly, cuddly puppy. However, he had problem; he was a bully! He loved to see animals run away from him... until the day he encountered a deer. When the deer heard PupPup's bark, it began to run away too. However, when...

Always be happy with the person who is you, and never forget how very lucky you just happen to be just to be you! Never forget you are special just the way you are; and please don't try to change who and what you...

Have you ever wanted to just go and talk to Santa Claus? And were you too impatient to wait for Christmas? Find out what one girl's little brother did and why he got into tons of trouble. Christmas is a very exciting time of...

Joey Martin is a typical second grader, except for one thing. He loves toenail soup. He loves that it smells like feet. Just a whiff of the soup would turn everyone around Joey off. No one would taste it. After his best friends tell...

When Hank hears a rumor that the sky is going to fall from the ranch's resident rooster, he is naturally a bit skeptical. But then a report from Pete the Barncat and a strange dream seem to support the theory, and Hank realizes that...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Chelsie Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Mona Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

It's a new school year and Maggie Moore has a brand new diary With an unusual family and a habit of getting into embarrassing situations, life doesn't always run smoothly for Maggie. Things are not helped by Quentin, the biggest show off in the...

A child's fascination with toads and frogs results in numerous instances where toads wind up in places where amphibians are not supposed to be. Toads are turned loose in the house, loose in the car, and stuffed into pockets and other strange containers. The...

Two little mice are visited by a hairy eyeball which they believe to be part of a very scary monster. Their imagination proves to be worse than the real creature.Author: Johnie N. MozingoISBN-10: 1475274742ISBN-13: 9781475274745Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing PlatformLanguage: EnglishPublished: 04/28/2012Pages: 26Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.19lbsSize:...

Looking for love in Las Vegas... Cass Parker is a big believer in luck, fate, and all things cosmic. So she's devastated when she walks in on her supposed best friend macking with Jesse, the guy she's in total "like" with. Talk about bad...

The Three Little Pigs are going on a camping trip The Third Little Pig likes to plan everything, but always misses out on the fun. Perhaps his brothers can helpAuthor: Tony BradmanISBN-10: 1434279588ISBN-13: 9781434279583Publisher: Stone Arch BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 01/01/2014Pages: 56Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.20lbsSize: 7.80h x...

Pete the Cat whips up something extra cool in the next Pete the Cat My First I Can Read tale from New York Times bestselling author-illustrator James Dean The school's bake sale is a day away Pete tries to make something yummy for his...

It's a whole new ride from master of horror and bestselling author R.L. Stine--with a story so fiendish that it can't be contained to just one book Format: 2CDs, UnabridgedBilly and his sister, Sheena, unwittingly dive into a terrifying mystery when they accept a...

Author: Suzanne SauerISBN-13: 9798330570867Publisher: Self PublishingLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/15/2024Pages: 36Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.92lbsSize: 8.50h x 11.00w x 0.25d

Author: Cheryl ThomasISBN-13: 9798886797077Publisher: Luminare PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/13/2024Pages: 28Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.73lbsSize: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.25d

Magic and mayhem collide in beloved bestselling author Lynn Painter's hilarious children's book debut, perfect for fans of Sarah Mlynowski and Wendy Mass. Emma Rockford knows it will take bonafide magic to make middle school everything she wants it to be. Luckily, before Emma's...

Phineas and Ferb: Classic Comics Collection, Volume 3 collects more of their comic adventures in their original release order--many never collected in a trade paperback before! With school out for summer, stepbrothers Phineas and Ferb are determined to make every day an exciting adventure....

Magic and mayhem collide in beloved bestselling author Lynn Painter's hilarious children's book debut, perfect for fans of Sarah Mlynowski and Wendy Mass. Emma Rockford knows it will take bonafide magic to make middle school everything she wants it to be. Luckily, before Emma's...

Author: WolfeISBN-13: 9798218483784Publisher: Fox and Brook PublishingLanguage: EnglishPublished: 12/01/2024Pages: 22Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.82lbsSize: 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.25d

You must never touch a shark...unless it's on a jigsaw!Little ones will love piecing together four shaped puzzles in the Never Touch A Shark Jigsaw Puzzle Set. With engaging illustrations and fun silicone touches on each jigsaw to explore, this shaped set makes the...

You must never touch a dinosaur...unless it's on a jigsaw!Stomp and roar with this fierce crew as you piece together four shaped puzzles in the Never Touch A Dinosaur Jigsaw Puzzle Set. A perfect gift for children aged 3+, the bright illustrations and sensory...

The barnyard friends in this hilarious lift-the-flap book for children ages 2-5 love to take photographs. They smile and say "Cheese!" but uh-oh...someone jumped in the way! Will they ever get the perfect picture? The barnyard friends in this hilarious lift-the-flap book for children...

Meet Gertrude Gish, who can stack just about anything! Part of the new Seuss Studios line of Beginner Books inspired by never-before-seen sketches by Dr. Seuss, this playful story by Sarah Hwang celebrates individuality and using our unique talents for the greater good. Gertrude...

Pigs in Peril is a humorous children's book about a young girl whose imagination takes her on a safari where she discovers a rare caterpillar. Meanwhile, back on the farm, her pigs have mysteriously sprouted wings. When Juliette hears a warning message on the...

"Clarice Bean is utterly a charmer." --Publishers Weekly It's not easy to concentrate at school when mysterious things are happening all around you. In fact, Clarice Bean is starting to feel just like her favorite heroine: Ruby Redfort, schoolgirl detective. Clarice and her utterly...

Don't look now, but Lauren Child has outdone herself with a Clarice Bean novel that is the funniest and most poignant yet (ages 8-11). It's the worry you hadn't even thought to worry about that should worry you the most. At least that's how...

Author: Marcus RashfordISBN-10: 1035025574ISBN-13: 9781035025572Publisher: MacMillan Children's BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 03/14/2024Pages: 250Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.60lbsSize: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.57d

A humorous story about inclusion, self-acceptance, and the joy of being different. Ricky lives with a flock of sheep that prizes conformity. When one sleeps, they all sleep. When one eats, they all eat. When one baa-a-a-s, they all baa-a-a. And they all dress...

Sometimes Sophie worries -- not during the day when she is busy with family and friends, but at night when everything is calm and quiet. What if her favourite shirt is still in the wash and she can't wear it at the weekend? Or...

Author: Brad BakerISBN-10: 163296726XISBN-13: 9781632967268Publisher: Lucid BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/20/2024Pages: 50Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.34lbsSize: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.14d

Meet a bird, in need of a bath! From the award-winning creator of the Mr. Panda series, with over 1 million copies sold worldwide, comes the second book in Steve Antony's new and exciting picture book series for young children--and their grownups. These four...

Samson's mighty son Branan traces his famous father's footsteps as he battles the Philistines. Throughout the different episodes, with both humor and action, Branan learns about God's purpose for his life and inherited strength. In the heat of battle, Branan finds that he's not...