Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Scab McNally has set his sights on a new challenge--proving once and for all that his classmate, Missy Malone, is really an alien in disguise. Scab and his friends have nicknamed Missy "Never Missy" because her hand is always first in the air every...

When a text goes wrong, Katie Friedman learns the hard way that sometimes you need to disconnect to connect. Here are a few things you need to know about Katie Friedman: 1. Katie is swearing off phones for life (No, seriously. She just sent...

Find magic and adventure in a day spent with Grandma BallyHuHu. When Isabel discovers a sparkly tutu hidden inside Grandma BallyHuHu's treasure chest, she suddenly finds herself center stage, where Izzy learns the real treasure lies within her imagination. There, she dances as the...

Ever wondered how much chaos two ten-year-olds can cause? Meet William and Thomas, masters of mayhem in Itchygooney! Join William and Thomas on their hilarious adventures through trees, bees, and monster-sized ramps! Don't miss out on the laughter. The Adventures of William and Thomas...

Monsterology: Fabulous Lives of the Creepy, the Revolting, and the Undead is the most fun anyone can have with some of the nastiest creatures ever imagined Who can resist morsels like the fact that "Drakul" means "son of the dragon" in Romanian, that the...

For use in schools and libraries only. The Stupid family and their dog Kitty have a fun-filled day doing ridiculous things.Author: Harry AllardISBN-10: 0881031038ISBN-13: 9780881031034Publisher: Turtleback BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 04/27/1977Pages: 32Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.52lbsSize: 7.32h x 8.54w x 0.40dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 2.2Point Value: 0.5Interest Level: Lower...

Phyllis Root and Helen Craig knit together a suitably sweet finale to Bonnie Bumble's week on the farm. It's Sunday on Bonnie Bumble's farm, and snowflakes as big as balls of wool are falling. The cow, the duck, the hens, and even Spot the...

When Mary and Peter decide to get rid of the toys, books, and games they have outgrown, Titch finds the perfect place for them--his room. "Deliciously funny...Spare, deftly tuned dialogue and the colorful illustrations quietly amplify the humor."--Kirkus Reviews.Author: Pat HutchinsISBN-10: 0688136486ISBN-13: 9780688136482Publisher: Greenwillow...

It's Halloween When George and his friend, the man with the yellow hat, go to Mrs. Gray's house, George is excited to find out that it is a costume party. After seeing his friends dressed up as astronauts, mummies, witches and more, George gets...

Mr. Putter and Tabby's plans to cook a pot of homemade soup goes to the dogs--thanks to Mrs. Teaberry's pet, Zeke.Author: Cynthia RylantISBN-10: 0756939151ISBN-13: 9780756939151Publisher: Turtleback BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 09/01/2004Pages: 1Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.50lbsSize: 8.70h x 6.30w x 0.40dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 2.5Point Value: 0.5Interest Level: Lower...

A forgotten door on an abandoned railway platform is the entrance to a magical kingdom--an island where humans live happily with mermaids, ogres, and other wonderful creatures--and is only accessible for nine days every nine years. When the island's prince is captured, it's up...

Mutant potato Rot and his friends team up for a super-sneaky mission in this third installment of the hilariously silly graphic chapter book series from the bestselling creator of the Narwhal and Jelly books. Rot's older brother Snot is always sneaking up and scaring...

In this slapstick, illustrated crime adventure, the honest Theo Pincher, who doesn't fit in to his family of criminals, finds himself suddenly on the other side of the law because of an ancient curse. Theo and Ellen accidentally break an ancient cat statue in...

The bestest Rugrats comics collected in the first of two new volumes! Get ready for more adventures with Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, and Angelica! Hold on to your diapies, babies! Everyone's favorite adventurous tots are back for more adventures from their pint-sized perspective! Tommy,...

Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life--which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the...

There's a frog on the log in the middle of the bog. A small, green frog on a half-sunk log in the middle of the bog....Author: Karma WilsonISBN-10: 1416927271ISBN-13: 9781416927273Publisher: Margaret K. McElderry BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 02/01/2007Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.34lbsSize: 8.50h x 10.03w x 0.11dAccelerated...

In this Curious George classic tale, everyone's favorite monkey gets a new bike and mischief and adventure ensue. George can do all kinds of tricks on his new bicycle--even popping a wheelie When the Man with the Yellow Hat tells him not to go...

Author: Bianca Lucilia CostaISBN-13: 9798218510558Publisher: Bianca Lucilia CostaLanguage: EnglishPublished: 09/09/2024Pages: 26Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.24lbsSize: 8.50h x 11.00w x 0.07d

With more than 35 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! A.J. must figure out how to write the best poem to win a contest in this My Weird School Special from New York Times bestselling author Dan Gutman...

Fall in love with a turtle wearing a bear suit--determined to prove that he's a "for-real" bear--in this laugh-out-loud silly friendship story from the award-winning Bob Shea, author-illustrator of the popular Dinosaur VS. series and Unicorn Thinks He's Pretty Great When a turtle in...

Author: Bianca Lucilia CostaISBN-13: 9798218510244Publisher: Bianca Lucilia CostaLanguage: EnglishPublished: 09/08/2024Pages: 26Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.85lbsSize: 8.50h x 11.00w x 0.25d

Fourteen-year-old J.D. discovers why he never fit in at the creepy orphanage -- he's the son of Frankenstein's monster The boy always wanted a big family. Now he's got a doozy: the donors of his jigsaw puzzle-papa Fans of adventure and classic monster movies...

Based on Disney and Pixar's Elemental, this middle grade novel explores the unlikely and unique friendship between the main characters of the film. In a city where fire, water, land, and air reside together, a fiery young woman and a go-with-the-flow water guy are...

Author: Jennifer M. PerkinsISBN-13: 9798988161233Publisher: Willard Beach PublishingLanguage: EnglishPublished: 10/16/2024Pages: 38Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.27lbsSize: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.10d

Author: Jennifer M. PerkinsISBN-13: 9798988161240Publisher: Willard Beach PublishingLanguage: EnglishPublished: 10/16/2024Pages: 40Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.80lbsSize: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.25d

A little boy takes his granny to the golf course! As he teaches his granny how to play golf, she is confused by the unusual golf words and their meanings."NO, GRANNY, NO!" says the little boy as his granny keeps on getting it wrong.Join...

BE WARNED! AWFUL ANIMALS LURK INSIDE... Millions of readers have loved The World's Worst Children, The World's Worst Teachers and The World's Worst Parents - now they will delight in this ludicrously laugh-out-loud collection of pets, brought to you by the phenomenal Number One...

A beautifully written, incredibly original and wickedly funny novel for readers of 10 and older - BLOOM is for everyone who has ever felt like they didn't fit in, and for anyone who has ever wanted a little more colour and wildness in their...

Come to a go-cart race for dogs! All breeds are represented and all matter of vehicles without motors, from a skateboard to a mobile bed. The dogs are overexcited and the crowd is making bets on the outcome. Who will win? The Cattle Dog...

Readers who pick this quirky book will uncover a sweet story of cooperation under all that snot. Kirkus Reviews What's happened to Sophie's nose It's the size of a turnip Her parents often tell her not to pick her nose, but she doesn't listen....

Mr. King, a lion in a gold crown, "lives on top of a BIG hill. He wants to build himself a BIG castle. Mr. King likes BIG things." But in order to make such a big castle, Mr. King needs lots of material. So...

What could possibly make Thor--the massive and mighty god of thunder and protector of all his people--put on a bridal gown? It all begins when the source of Thor's power, his beloved hammer, is stolen. The plan to get it back requires that he...

Author: Amy PulliamISBN-10: 1665309334ISBN-13: 9781665309332Publisher: BooklogixLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/06/2024Pages: 38Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.79lbsSize: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.25d

Author: Amy PulliamISBN-10: 1665309342ISBN-13: 9781665309349Publisher: BooklogixLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/06/2024Pages: 36Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.70lbsSize: 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.25d

Enter the creative and imaginative world of a child where friendly monsters are to thank for one of our most beloved dishes. "Have You Heard of Spaghetti Day?" is the origin story we didn't know we needed.Sure to be an instant favorite! Easy to...

Count down from ten dinosaurs to one with help from some adorable prehistoric pals! Ten little dinosaurs, hatching from their eggs, blinking in the sunshine, stretching out their legs. Newly hatched and ready to explore, these curious reptiles set off in search of adventure....

This edition features black-and-white illustrations.Three teens, a missing parrot, and a treasure hunt-welcome to the quirky world of Ripley Kool and the Investigators!Ripley, Gilly, and Alexis are called upon by Mrs. Cornthumper, an elderly woman with an unusual case. Her beloved parrot, Thaddeus, has...

Stinky's Stories is the hilarious four-book, highly illustrated chapter book series from New York Times bestselling authors Chris and J.J. Grabenstein. In this third installment in the series, Stinky the skunk tells the story of the Three Smelly Goats Gruff, a reimagining of the...

The final book in the Sisters Ever After series of fairy tale retellings from the point of view of the siblings in the background, this is the captivating of story Daria and her older sister, Meria, who has left their life under the sea...

Dive into the fun and mystery with Detective Square Bear and the Pee-Pee Problem!Have you ever lived in a house with little kids? Then you know how messy the bathroom floor can get, and this is the book for you.When Detective Square Bear receives...

When an enormous red and white striped drinking straw appears in the Atlantic Ocean and sucks up his dad's naval battleship, twelve-year-old Jim Moss is left with no choice but to face his fear of water and search for his father. Teaming up with...

A boy gets buried in dirty laundry and pulled into time travel shenanigans after his mom's latest experiment in this first book in the My Mad Scientist Mom chapter book series from acclaimed author-illustrator Jarrett Lerner. Ari's life is filled with school, video games,...

For fans who love humor, adventure, mystery and dragons. Featuring a series of Smurf gag cartoons, an action packed adventure with a dragon and a story featuring Vikings. In this smurftastic volume, the Smurfs meet the dragon, Fafnir, and attempt to rescue the Baron...

'A Christmas book about kindness and cheer to make even Scrooge's heart melt' Dame Jacqueline Wilson on The Christmas Carrolls The Christmariffic Carrolls hit NEW YORK! Funny festive middle grade from the founder of Authorfy, perfect for 8+ fans of Matt Haig, Ben Miller,...

An adapted, easy-to-read edition of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz - with engaging illustrations throughout. Dorothy wants something - anything - exciting to happen to her. So, when a storm carries her from her home on the Kansas prairie to the magical land of...

Rosalina is a spoiled young princess who has whatever she wants. However, when six spectacular suitors try to woo her, she can't make up her mind. This time, rather than getting what she wants, maybe she will find the kind of husband she needs.This...

All is quiet on the farm. The animals are fast asleep. Until Dog starts to snore! One by one, the other animals try to stop him: Sheep says Boo! the piglets giggle and Cat even tries to sing. But Dog snores on until morning,...

A lovely 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about a very modern and fun grandma!! Join the fun and help the young reader learn to read as well as enjoy being reminded of how fun their own grandma is! Filled with colorful...

Welcome to the Wobblebottom Farm series, a collection of funny rhymes that you can read-to or read-with your kids - or that they can read themselves as they grow. The books are all about the old farmer and his funny bunch of animal friends...

Author: PeyoISBN-10: 006307799XISBN-13: 9780063077997Publisher: HarperCollinsLanguage: EnglishPublished: 01/07/2025Pages: 24Format: Paperback