Humor - Kids

Are you worried that your kids are watching TV and playing video games nonstop? Or bored at home?Are you looking for the best way to keep them engaged and learning? But at the same time in a fun and exciting way?It gets exasperating when...

Did you know that snot is safe to eat, but picking your nose can kill you? That mucus makes both a good toothpaste and shark repellent? Why do people eat gorilla bogeys in Japan? Slurrrp... It's all in this book Did you know that...

It's Herobrine's first Christmas and he is amazed by all of the holiday cheer. But he may not enjoy it for long, because someone has kidnapped Santa Claus and taken him to the Nether Herobrine will have to go back to the Nether and...

Did you know that there are two types of hippo: the common hippo and the pygmy hippo (which is like a common hippo but smaller)? Did you know that all hippos live in Africa? Did you know that hippos can't actually swim? Discover these...

From a New York Times bestselling author and an award-winning illustrator comes an utterly hilarious step-by-step guide to writing a book, as told by a child "author." Want to write a book? Well, the spunky, know-it-all narrator of this side-splitting story can tell you...

A comanion to the New York Times #1 best-seller Eats, Shoots & Leaves, this is punctuation play at its finest! Just as the use of commas was hilariously demystified in Eats, Shoots & Leaves: Why, Commas Really Do Make a Difference!, now Lynne Truss...

Did you know brownyotalitus is a germ that makes brownies hard, like a rock? You can't remove them from their cooking pan or eat them. Have you heard about bluedaisyhue? It's a germ that makes kids insist daisies are blue, not white and yellow....

Can you count all of the poops wearing glasses? How many plops are waiting to be flushed? You'll soon discover in this fun game, Count the Poops, Poos & Plops There's a plopping 17 picture-packed puzzles in this book; some focus on counting a...

This witty, quirky, colourfully illustrated and fact-filled book features some of the most absurd and flamboyant animals on the planet! The second title in the series from the hilarious Philip Bunting is filled with facts about some of the weirdest creatures in the natural...

Read-aloud time is about to get a lot more fun The Georgia Wise Animal Handbook offers laugh-out-loud animal kingdom advice for kids of every age Engaging animal photos entertain while charming read-aloud rhymes help jump-start conversations about practical life solutions.The Read Together/Do Together? experience...

The history of Plymouth Rock comes alive in this book by Newbery Honor-winning author, Jean Fritz For years, Plymouth Rock lived a quiet life. Then in 1741, the people decided to make a fuss because the Pilgrims must have stepped on it when they...

Funny and fact-filled, MOLES is another installment in the SUPERPOWER FIELD GUIDES series by author Rachel Poliquin, featuring full-color illustrations by Nicholas John Frith that will engage readers with witty narration and fun visual elements, inspiring readers to dig deep and see the world,...

"My mother, a master teller of tales, often told the story of her piano. It was her story that inspired this book: 'It was Christmas 1903, and my daddy assured me that a big surprise was on its way. It came A piano I...

Now available in Spanish bilingual editions, this best-selling series offers big, brainy science for the littlest listeners. Accurate enough to satisfy an expert, yet simple enough for baby, this clever board book showcases the use of logic, sequence, and patterns to solve problems. Can...

Disponible en edici n biling e ingl s-espa ol, esta exitosa serie ofrece importantes e interesantes temas cient ficos para hacer pensar a los m s peque os. Con la exactitud de un experto y la sencillez para que lo entienda un ni o,...

Animal Planet meets Captain Underpants in the ickiest, squickiest, most fart-filled World of Weird Animals book yet, from the creators of Pink Is for Blobfish. The creators of Pink Is for Blobfish are back, and they've brought 17 of their most revolting friends: there...

Annette Chaudet, author of THE NOSE BOOK, turns her talent for nonsense verse to the animals of Africa for a humorous look at the animals who roam that continent. And they're all here-the lion, cheetah, hyena, elephant, gorilla, wildebeest, zebra, crocodile, impala and more-...

One in a series of humorous books about disgusting creatures, The Slug is a look at the land slug. It covers such topics as the slug's two pairs of tentacles, one pair for seeing, one pair for smelling (it can see you're a kid...

This book that was written by a primary school teacher, with the hope that it will entertain and educate students from around the world. It can be used as an educational tool by teachers and parents or for fun bedtime reading. Students can learn...

Read-aloud time is about to get a lot more fun The New York Wise Animal Handbook offers laugh-out-loud animal kingdom advice for kids of every age Engaging animal photos entertain while charming read-aloud rhymes help jump-start conversations about practical life solutions.The Read Together/Do Together?...

Read-aloud time is about to get a lot more fun The Indiana Wise Animal Handbook offers laugh-out-loud animal kingdom advice for kids of every age Engaging animal photos entertain while charming read-aloud rhymes help jump-start conversations about practical life solutions. The Read Together/Do Together(TM)...

This is the Ultimate Book on getting revenge in 2015. All other books on the subject are for children, or written by crackpots, with advice that will get you locked up. Hundreds of devious and devastating pranks are here, in detail, with references to...

Edward Lear was an English artist, illustrator, author, and poet, renowned for his literary nonsense, in poetry and prose, and especially his limericks, a form that he popularized. Lear's nonsense works are distinguished by a facility of verbal invention and a poet's delight in...

What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs?GROUND BEEF Laugther has been proven to reduce stress, relax the body and boost your overall health (not to mention get that six pack I always dreamed of...)That's EXACTLY why I designed this book (not only...

Babe Ruth, incredible ballplayer. You might know that he was widely considered baseball's greatest hitter. But what about his feat of pitching to himself and blasting 25 straight home runs? Or his knack for removing kids' spleens and kidneys despite not having any medical...

Have you ever seen a picture in the clouds?Children all over the world look up at the clouds. This book introduces a few basic types of clouds while also bringing in the fun we all have when we spot pictures in clouds.The young characters...

Do you know why goats have rectangular eyes? Or why horses sleep standing up? Or if llamas are ticklish? After reading this book you will! From the creators of the popular podcast But Why comes a new illustrated nonfiction series for kids answering all...

WARNING: Toddlers LOVE this book-repeat reading requests guaranteed!The youngest "readers" cannot get enough of the adorable naughty baby and their "No, no, no!" antics. Loved by parents and children alike, No, No, No! offers endless, cherished hours of shared giggles and delight.Each naughty baby...

An ancient Egyptian goddess has transported you back to ancient Egypt What happens next is up to YOU Filled with excitement and hilarity, this compositional challenge lets you tell your very own story starring...YOU Combining National Geographic Kids' photography and illustrations in colorful laugh-out-loud...

A burger and a hot dog One day had a nasty spat. The burger got insulted 'Cause the hot dog called him flat... So what happened after that? Well, you'll have to look inside this book to find out. Because, you see, there is...

Meet a kangaroo who bakes, a curious cricket, a giraffe who loves swimming pools, an acrobatic hippo, and a lion who plays classical music. The cast of characters who do their own thing in this charmingly illustrated book will make you and your child...

From designer watermelons and rust-removing potatoes to brain freezes and peanut butter diamonds, curious kids can use this book to dig into the strange and silly knowledge scientists have discovered when it comes to food.Author: Robin TwiddyISBN-10: 1728416493ISBN-13: 9781728416496Publisher: Lerner Publications (Tm)Language: EnglishPublished: 08/01/2021Pages:...

Top Challenging, Silly and Hilarious Would You Rather Questions for Kids and FamilyAuthor: Kaj JournalsISBN-10: 8592876915ISBN-13: 9798592876912Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage: EnglishPublished: 01/10/2021Pages: 82Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.27lbsSize: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.17d

Thomas Edison, world-class inventor. You might know that he devised the electric light bulb and the phonograph. But what about his development of train-controlling sticks? Or his airborne way to send pancakes to his Cousin Fran in Texas? You're about to be treated to...

"Celeste is a cockroach, and everyone knows that cockroaches are survivors, so who better to give advice on surviving an encounter with a polite predator? Everyone also knows that taking a moonlit promenade with a deadly reticulated python (named Frank) is a very bad...

Sweeter than sweet tea and cuter than a June bug, this little board book will get y'all's young ones acquainted with the uniquely charming language of the South. Whether you're a native speaker or just a lover of good ole Southern sayings, if you're...

Do you know why whales sing? Or why pufferfish puff up? Or how coral changes color? You will after you read this book! From the creators of the popular podcast But Why comes a new illuustrated nonfiction series for kids answering all their most...

Have you ever wondered how ants carry up to 50 times their body weight? Or why sloths move so slowly? Discover the answers to these questions and more as you laugh along at the hilarious pictures in this fun non-fiction book for kids. Animal...

This is the book that will put to rest rumors, misconceptions, superstitions, and flat out lies that you hear everyday--also known as the book your mom never wanted you to see. Want to make that face for hours? Go ahead, it'll never freeze like...

Tired of having to contain your hidden urge to fart and finger-pick? Can't get enough of foul food and flies? Get ready to gross out all of your friends with these hysterically nauseating facts about all things gross and gruesome. Bringing together the slimiest,...

A funny and fact-filled look at decomposition in all of its slimy glory, illustrated with dazzling full-color art by Gilbert Ford. Vultures, fungi, dung beetles, and more aid in this fascinating and sometimes smelly aspect of the life cycle that's right under our noses.What's...

In its 68 fully illustrated, 99.9% fact-free chapters, Andy Griffiths's and Terry Denton's What Body Part Is That? will explain everything you ever needed to know about your body without the boring technical jargon and scientific accuracy that normally clog up the pages of...

"Thank you for writing this witty, coming of age handbook/survival guide. Great for young girls & girl moms!"--Kyle Richards. Mom, Wife, Actress, Author, Producer, Animal Lover, a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. Maddie thought trying to survive the last day of the puberty unit...

Enter the hilarious world of Sam Quigley, the strange-fact-obsessed owner of two stick insects called Twiggy and Wiggy in Exploding Beetles and Inflatable Fish. Sam really likes interesting facts, the kind that will make you shout Wow! I never knew that. Things like: -...

Meet Paco the pint-size Chihuahua who scared two masked robbers out of a convenience store; a pet cat that takes swimming lessons, a parrot that rides a scooter, a cat that plays piano, a Pomeranian pooch that swallowed $10,000 worth of diamonds, a dog...

Don't Ask a Dinosaur is about a party that goes wildly awry when a pack of dinosaurs with very unique physical attributes attempt to help set up. Written in a masterfully-executed rhyme, the book presents a cavalcade of lesser-known dinos and pairs their odd...

Think you know it all? Of course you do But there are a multitude of so-called "facts" that are nothing more than myths. For instance: Carrots improve your vision. Even though you've never seen a rabbit with glasses, this little tidbit is actually a...

Daytime is when you can see the sun from where you are, and its light and heat can reach you. But in the night time, "Oh no" the Sun is gone away. In this children's book, the author has created a fun, educational, and...

What Would Happen If Herobrine Decided to Live In The Human World? Herobrine enters our human world and decides to enroll in human Middle School. What kind of trouble will he get himself into? Jump Into This Funny Minecraft Adventure And Find Out Author:...

What do you get if you add a beaker full of STEAM + a sprinkle of mischief + a heaping dose of humor? Kinzie's Kinventions of course!Recommended for ages 6-9, this chapter book series will appeal to readers of Junie B. Jones.It's talent show...