Fiction - Fantasy - Humorous

FOLLOW THE SEVENTH STARWherever it leads...It was One Hell of a PartyMina's Bollywood extravaganza is a huge hit - especially when a surprise celebrity makes a dramatic entrance. While everyone queues for a selfie, Conrad is wondering why a Fae Princess has descended on...

This collection features brand new stories, as well as "Where the Ocean Meets the Sky" and "The One-armed Bandit", finalists of the contest Beyond Realities I and II.Barbara says: "I fell I love with fairy tales/fantasy on my eighth birthday when I was given...

Angel of Death. Black market magic. When you're Ashira Cohen, smart is the new kickass. When Ash is hired to solve her first murder, it seems like a perfectly normal, open-and-shut case of family feuds and bad blood. Until Ash discovers an evil magical...

For readers of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and P.G. Wodehouse, and fans of The Good Place - a tongue in cheek fantasy that imagines Isaac Newton in the afterlife. Where do you go after you die? Detroit. "Finally, a hitchhiker's guide to the hereafter."...

Cursed gems, snake gods, lost temples, dark jungles and volcanoes. It could serve as a laundry list of things Ruby wanted nothing to do with. Yet now she's on her way, in search of a missing friend and with only a journal of cryptic...

Something Wicked is book 3 and the final instalment in the ground-breaking Chronicles of Breed.We all know how it goes.You're getting old, slow...All of your friends are dead...You have to fight for your life in an arena, save the Goblin Queen, and defeat an...

The World Needs A Hero, but all its got is Breed. Leaving the Empire to face the wrath of an angry demon and its infernal hordes, Breed takes a ship and flees to Shen. With pockets full of gold, the hammer of the Hammer...

The men secured the shackles slowly, hesitantly, but Kibure did not resist; he couldn't. Whatever otherworldly power had come over him in those moments of passion had fled his body the second he realized what he had done...In a realm where only clerics are...

The slightly OCD princess was finally headed home. Then the felon escaped after kidnapping her champion. Home would have to wait. Princess Eloise, Future Ruler and Heir to the Western Lands and All That Really Matters, was transporting the jester who'd killed a king...

Mercury Hale is out of a job. That's not stopping him from fighting crime in San Camillo - for a fee, of course. His much simpler yet financially unstable situation is interrupted when Procyon Foundation comes to him with a problem: one of their...

When life hands you demons, it's time to make a little destruction.I thought I wanted to know what I was. Now that I've discovered the answers aren't so pretty, it turns out there are no take-backs. The most powerful monsters in existence fear this...

A little pyromania can go a long way...The Company of Light had already made my shit list before they kidnapped one of my monstrous lovers. Now? I'm ready to send the whole lot of them up in flames. Especially when it turns out they...

When twenty-something Kevin Felton loses his job and moves back in with his mother, he assumes life can't possibly get any worse. He used to be somebody at a big time company--now he's just another nobody with no direction and nothing to do but...

From boxing matches to dragon races to elections, there's no wager Harry won't cover-so long as the odds are right.Harry the Book operates out of a Manhattan bar booth, with his personal wizard and his zombie bodyguard close at hand. He'll dope out the...

A jerk of a jester who's just lost his job.A fierce old noblewoman about to lose her country.And the thieving magpie who puts them on a collision course full of laughter, danger and plot twists galore!Malfred Murd is supremely talented but undeniably abrasive. Freshly...

Immortality's a bitch.Veronica is eternally fifty-one years old with a proclivity for problematic drinking. Like most hormonally challenged women negotiating the change of life, she is a hot mess. To retain her sanity, she attends weekly AA meetings and adheres to a strict diet...

Ash wanted a career filled with challenging mysteries.She should have specified she didn't mean her family.When a murder scene reveals a connection to Ash's father who abandoned her when she was thirteen, she's stunned. He may be the key to stopping Chariot from achieving...

Work at a funeral home can be mundane. Until you accidentally start bringing the dead back to life. "...a clever, hilarious romp through a new magical universe" --Sarah Angleton, author of Gentleman of Misfortune Cassie Black works at a funeral home. She's used to...

The Autumn 2020 edition of the Sci-Fi Lampoon, a quarterly publication of humorous stories in the science fiction and adjacent genres. TL;DR: a collection of funny sci-fi stories.Author: Margret TreiberISBN-10: 1716171008ISBN-13: 9781716171000Publisher: Lulu.comLanguage: EnglishPublished: 01/29/2021Pages: 118Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.40lbsSize: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.28d

Sherry Ramhill, British veterinarian extraordinaire, never expected to be banished to the Colonies, a dead zone for magick. Or so she believes. Moving to the sleepy New York town of Waterton, she expects an easy transition into her new career as Director of the...

A band of inept mercenaries. A girl with an arrow in her head. This latest contract could get them killed... again.It's been thirty years since Dellerin fell to the Dark One's rule. Magical Weavers have been hunted to extinction, and demonic attacks are frequent....

Have you ever wondered what life is like on the inside of a busy HR Department? Forget tea and sympathy and say hello to life, death, sex, drugs, managing relationships and all of humanity in its finest glory. 'Have you got a minute?' is...

Enter into the worlds beyond our world, where dragons hunt through the skies on emerald wings, and metal ships hurl through the heavens across the void of space. Written by the award-winning author and screenwriter, Michael Eging, Tales of the Lost Horizon is a...

Power corrupts. Can Thomas resist the lure?Thomas may be the first magical cougar to go freelance, but he still has a lot to learn about selecting clients. Guilty over the injuries suffered by his friend and client O'Meara, Thomas resolves to collect enough magical...

When the dice are loaded, the claws come out.Rudy and Thomas have landed in Sin City, but not on all four paws. The Talking Animal Union is determined to trip up the Freelance Familiars and entangle Thomas in a game where Death holds all...

In Marlene's world, dragons are as common as cats and dogs--and about as welcome on a train. Which won't be a problem, as long as the transport police don't open her backpack. Canadian exchange student Marlene and her roommate, Welsh magician Aurelia, are on...

An epic heist to overthrow the conservative God Prudishia's theocratic rule over the Queendom. To prevail, the dwindling forces of Orgasmodan will need to perform cunning stunts with their stunning... intellects.The wildcard? A unique-to-the-world 6'4 half-orc barbarian girl. She steps into the conflict with...

The tyrannous Huntsmen have declared everyone in one village to be outlaws, since they insist on supporting the magical beings of neighbouring Darkwood. Why won't they accept that magic is an abomination?Far from being abominable, the residents of Darkwood are actually very nice when...

What do you have when you blend a pinch of litrpg, a touch of farming simulator, a sprinkle of epic fantasy, a whole cup of Isekai, and a dash of Home Alone?You have Arnold's life.Accidentally murdered by a cleric in another universe during a...

When the dead start to rise...don't call these guys.Vola and her party have managed to bring down Lord Arthorel, their first big bad guy, but unfortunately they didn't get paid. That's what happens when you arrest your employer. They need some fast cash if...

There's something in the shadows... and for once, it's not me.I'm Tira Misu, wielder of darkness and initiate of the Guild of Shadows. I fight like a demon (okay, I look like one, too), but I'm no monster. At least, not this time.But make...

The Crock of Gold (1912), one of three original novels by James Stephens, is a work only a master of fiction and folklore could imagine. Taking up the major philosophical and psychological concerns of the early-twentieth century--over a decade before works by T.S. Eliot,...

Here in one massive volume is the most complete collection of Evelyn E. Smith's work to date. It contains twenty seven stories and more than 500 pages of wonderfully written Golden Age fantasy and science fiction filled with hours and hours of reading enjoyment...

THE KING IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE.Mareth is a bard, a serial under achiever, a professional drunk, and general disappointment to his father. Despite this, Mareth has one thing going for him. He can smell opportunity. The King is dead and an election...

Mercury Hale has saved the world. A lot.So, no one can blame him for enjoying time off from the unending task of slaying astral fiends.For about five seconds.A daylight attack ends with the revelation of a mysterious voice-coming from the very monster he's supposed...

Look, I'm not one to make a big fuss about nothing, but this last week has been too eventful to ignore. Not only was I kicked out of my own home, I was also attacked-yes, attacked, I tell you-on no less than two separate...

National parks are places of immeasurable beauty, but before them came something else . . . Discover the origin of National Parks, through the lives and adventures of some fantastic creatures. The Creative One fashioned Realms that preceded the parks, as formless and without...

What if an animal could resemble a human, sometimes even more than a real human?Duck Light is the story of Lulu and Rosie: two ducks in love. And, quite frankly, they are bored with life as ducks. The pair are recently engaged and live...

Jurgen, A Comedy of Justice (1919) is a comic fantasy novel by James Branch Cabell. Set in a world where history and fantasy collide, where a lowly pawnbroker can encounter monsters, gods, and devils, Jurgen, A Comedy of Justice is one of Cabell's best-known...

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER - "Sweet, charming and skillful . . . an enjoyable journey, a helluva ride."--January magazine Ben Holiday, mere mortal turned monarch of the magic kingdom of Landover, has grappled with numerous contenders for his throne, but nothing could have prepared...

The magic of Xanth was useless in Mundania--until Dor tried honesty Dor was having troubles growing up to be the next Magician-King of the magic Land of Xanth. He wanted no part of running the Kingdom. But now the Good King Trent was leaving...

There is trouble in Xanth again--all kinds of trouble, in fact. The Gap Dragon had escaped from the Gap and was ravaging across the land. The forget-spell that had covered the Gap was breaking up into small forget-whorls that wandered about, giving amnesia to...

A golem to the rescue Grundy Golem was the size of an inconsequence, and nobody had any respect for him--including Grundy To prove himself, he volunteered to ride the Monster Under the Bed to the Ivory Tower to find little Ivy's long-lost dragon, Stanley...

A new page-turning mystery about science, faith, love and belonging, set in a friendly desert community where ghosts, angels, aliens, and government conspiracies are commonplace parts of everyday life. Welcome to Night Vale..."Brilliant, hilarious, and wondrously strange. I'm packing up and moving to Night...

Collected for the first time, A Fairy-tale Ending comprises two volumes of Jack Heckel's Charming Tales: Once Upon a Rhyme and Happily Never After to become the first full novel in the Charming Tales series.Prince Charming had one destiny: to slay the dragon and...

What if an aging, unsuccessful Minnesota author of history books with names like Old von Steuben Had a Farm: The German-American Settlement of the Midwest decided he could write a book every bit as vapid and ridiculous as the books that sold four hundred...

From the multi-million-copy bestselling author of Wicked comes a magical new twist on Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, published to coincide with the 150th anniversary of Lewis's Carroll's beloved classic.When Alice toppled down the rabbit-hole 150 years ago, she found a Wonderland as rife with...

From best-selling author, David Raymond, a must read for anyone who loves mysterious and hilarious supernatural tales.Wekiwa Sawgrass, the beguiling savior of her tribe in the Florida Everglades, along with her spirit animal sidekick, Rainbow, set out to help her tribe escape the poverty...

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Just when you think things can't get any more complicated...Our army is in position to kick off the final battle with the elves, whoop-de-do. But there's still the problem of Yamada and the rest of D's former...

For Jack Hansard, Purveyor of Occult Goods, things are looking up. With the coblyn Ang as his new business partner, he has a solid friend to back him up in every dangerous situation. Together the pair face shapeshifters, piskies, and ancient magics in their...